Simple Pricing
Pick Your Plan
Start free. Upgrade when you're ready for the full roast experience.
Free
$0/month
Perfect for trying it out.
- 3 roasts per day
- Basic aesthetic score
- Chaos level score
- Shareable score card
- Personality breakdown
- Productivity critique
- Redesign mockups
- Leaderboard access
- Battle mode
- Unlimited roasts
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Premium
$9.99/month
For serious setup enthusiasts.
- Unlimited roasts
- Basic aesthetic score
- Chaos level score
- Shareable score card
- Personality breakdown
- Productivity critique
- Redesign mockups
- Leaderboard access
- Battle mode
- Priority AI queue
Common Questions
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Cancel anytime from your account settings. No contracts, no cancellation fees.
What counts as a 'roast'?
One upload = one roast. Your free 3 roasts reset every 24 hours.
Is the roast actually brutal?
The AI has no chill. It will roast your cable management, your chair, your monitor placement, and your life choices.
What are redesign mockups?
Premium users get an AI-generated image showing what your setup could look like with better organization and gear.